In this world plagued with abhorrent corruption and dastardly acts of moral turpitude, it would be utterly remiss and an unforgivable oversight if I did not take the opportunity to reveal to you, dear reader, the tragic and far-reaching devastation that the nefarious McDHL has insidiously wrought upon America-nay, the entire world at large!

                On the morning of September 11, 2001, a devastating act of terrorism unfolded, marking one of the darkest days in United States history. This event not only inflicted immense sorrow but also fueled a wave of misinformation that rippled across the nation. Through extensive research, I have unearthed undeniable evidence about this horrific event. However, the instability in the Middle East at the time provided an opportune moment for this group of perpetrators to shift blame onto ISIS, using them as a convenient scapegoat. The shocking truth? The US GOVERNMENT itself played a role in concealing the reality behind this tragedy, aligning it with their broader agenda. This website is the culmination of my relentless efforts-compiled at great personal risk-to bring to light the hidden truths and expose the deceit of those behind this sinister conspiracy.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE TRUTH, FOR IT STOPS FOR NO MAN!

The math behind the scenes!

9/11:

9 players

season 11

first plane hit at 8:46:

It was Lokomotiv's 8th undefeated season (CONFIRMED)

every one played 4 games (Kerfucks 4feit last 2 games!)

Sammie seals 6th win (ALSO SAMMIE:6 LETTERS+ S:FIRST LETTER OF 6+6TH WIN=666!!! THE DEVIL!!!!)

second plane hit at 9:03:

9 games

0 kerfuck wins

3 medals!?!?!?!?

THE MATH SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!!!!!

 

Suspicious Financial Transactions

In 1635, $1000 worth of gold went missing from a random building that stored all the gold. in today's dollars that equals almost $40k. just enough money to fund a terrorist attack.

THE MASTERMIND

The evil mastermind behind this horrific incident is none other than "Bradley" of the Kerfucks (Former McDHL team.) His stated reason for these attacks were said to be "haha. planes go boom!" In reality he used these terrorist attacks as a way to gain more control in the McDHL. Right after making his infamous babe ruth quote, he mysteriously disappeared, never to be seen again. Our McDHL insider (who will remain anonymous) had this to say: "Right before we did the 9/11 attacks, he seemed to change. His eyes seemed to radiate evil intent. He convinced us that the towers had to go, and we believed him. After the attacks, his confidence was through the roof... It wasnt like him... almost like he had been replaced by some sort of evil twin. The babe ruth quote really made us suspicious, and then he didn't even show up that season. Later on we found Bradley's body hidden in the cooler of a Golden Corral. It turned out that he had been murdered and replaced by his evil twin and this evil twin caused this horrible terrorist attack. When we confronted the evil twin, he refused to confess to his crimes. We immediately disemboweled him and used the money gathered from the sale of his organs to fund the new arena."

A message from our president

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